The Noir

Dark tortoise. Olive lenses. Not costume.

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Launched October 2026
30% Aff.
Est. Revenue
$15,400
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Price
$365 one-time

About The Noir

The Noir is an eyewear product available on the Whop marketplace, created by Maison Vale and launched in October 2026.

Oval tortoise acetate with olive polarized lenses and gold temples. For travel days and evenings when black feels too sharp, and when a loud logo would ruin the outfit. Wear it for 30 days. If it does not feel like it belongs on your face, send it back.

The Noir has is priced at $365 (one-time payment).

The Noir offers a 30% affiliate commission for promoters. Track The Noir's estimated revenue, member growth trends, and competitive market position on Whop Trends.

Product Performance

Change History

2 changes
Billing PeriodOct 5, 2026
—30 days
Affiliate StatusOct 5, 2026
—enabled

Frequently Asked Questions

The Noir is a eyewear product available on Whop. Dark tortoise. Olive lenses. Not costume.

The Noir costs $365.00 (one-time payment).

The Noir was created by Maison Vale on Whop.

The Noir is $365.00 (one-time). Check the full analytics, growth charts, and market comparison on Whop Trends to decide.